Let me paint the scene for you: It’s 3 a.m., my bestie’s wedding is coming up, and her coveted ysl bag is vomited up by a drunken tequila bridesmaid.

Enter ​​lxybags·ru​​—found via a TikTok stitch video titled “How to Look Rich While Digging Through the Trash.”

The bag is wrapped in silk paper and smells like a Tokyo department store.

The chain is as heavy as a real YSL, but the logo’s font is 0.1mm wider.

The bride carries it down the aisle anyway, and the photo goes viral.

The point is: That bag became a metaphor for modern adulthood. We’re all faking competence, faking stability—why not a handbag?

Knockoffs aren’t deception; they’re about surviving the drama of capitalism.